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Below are the 12 most recent journal entries recorded in Shakahnna's LiveJournal:

    Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
    2:07 am
    There’s only so much you can squander from a feeble mind.

    WAY! Good news! Bug passed his driving test today which is awesome! I mean we still need to be getting a car all sorted out and that is gonna be quite expensive. Of course as they are but fuck having a car again is going to be completely fucking epic. Like being able to just do what we want when we want will be great and there are so many things that we can actually be doing. We still have our old car but considering how long it’s been off the road, am not sure if it’s going to be working or not but guess we shalt have to see what the MOT says when it comes back. Which might even be this week, which is fucking grate.  Loosing the car was another one of those fucking shitty things that has been fixed now and am just really glad. Was totally proud of my bug as well considering that

    AND it means that if I get fixed at least partially in July I can start driving again as well. Love the going fast (yes Shak your opinions on the matter are well documented.) and it’s going to be totally ace to be having some more of that. I will be flying down the road on wings made of metal, it’s going to be a thing of great beauty.

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    So my lovely Sarah had gotten me a video called Turkey Shoot which I think is a film from the seventies? But it’s about a time where having perversions isn’t tolerated and people are sent to essentially work/death camps but I about fucking DIED when I heard the motto that the camp had. Which was “Freedom is Obedience, Obedience is work, work is life.” Sound familiar at all? I cannot believe that they actually had stolen that from this film. They had one in reverse as well which was “Disobedience is treason, treason is a crime, crime will be punished.”  Charles Thatcher was quite awesome though, he was the guy who was in charge was awesome enough. Like one of the proper well educated sadists doing things under the guise of being concerned for the well being of others. Oh am sure that many of you have heard the phrase “For your own good.” Before (as usually used by those who have a vested interest in getting you to do what they want. Even if it’s just to justify their own life view and own actions.)  but he was a good example of that. I liked his antagonist as well, the guy who could kinda see what was going on and had just made it completely his goal to be as big a troll as possible. Like totally winding up Thatcher because that would mean Thatcher would fail if he couldn’t break this guy. It’s not always a question of how much pain you can take but what you are actually afraid of.

    Usually there is questionable content in these movies but they actually had the biggest guard totally kick the arse of the ones who were stepping out of line and that I can get behind as well. It is what someone in command should be like, making sure that all their men are keeping in-line. Ritter was swell in that respect even if he was the bad guy. I had expected a sort of usual horror movie type vibe from this but I actually found that I really enjoyed this movie. The characters were quite eclectic and I am so very fond of people hunting people for sport. There was an awesome woman who I think probably would have made Excella more awesome, like blind folded she could put together her gun in 30 seconds because she was a huntress. It was nicely done and worth a watch I think. Not sure if just the OMG RE reference was something that put it in a good light but it turned out to have some nice lines.    

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    Have finally started to play through all the RE games one at a time to record all the cut-scenes. I actually hadn’t thought about it in awhile but I do still want to have a website. Like I enjoy being online and I would like to have something of my own up there. I can sit through and make my own cut-scenes from the game. Record them all high-def and take screen caps and just generally have a place where anyone can get whatever they are looking for. I’ve always fancied something like that and I hadn’t thought about it in fuck knows how long but am starting to feel an interest in doing it again. So gonna start to gather information and such like, then register my domain name and actually kick off. It also gives me incentive to learn how to use flash and dream-weaver which I have been wanting to do for awhile. Have still a couple of months were I can’t actually do anything physical so I figure that I should put my time to good use. And it’s really cunting awesome to be playing through the games again. At first the controls felt a bit heavy considering have been playing RE5 non-stop but got right back into them very quickly. God I love that series.

    There was a whole bunch of stuff that I had forgotten but part of the swellity of recording, like you notice little details about the rooms that I would normally have missed. And I still absolutely adore the scene with the knife and Nosferatu like I member getting it completely by accident but it’s definitely the best way to be taking him out. Might be one of the best scenes in the game period actually. Very bloody and proper.

    Was fucking laughing at getting the Ashford Family jewellery. Do I have to choke a ring piece? Like I can’t believe that you collect a ring and a piece. That is just too much.

    Actually Claire x Wesker, there is another one with people taking (God sociological commentary using the resident evil games? Stop Shak you are killing us here.) what someone says over what someone does. It’s something that has always pissed me fucking royally off because it’s so fucking easy to say something but apparently that is what matters. Like if the actions don’t follow that then it’s completely worthless. I think I actually hate someone more who’ll say nice things but never back those up than someone who speaks like a cunt and then acts accordingly. But yeah that cutscene is all filled with violence (although that would be ace if they had Claire take to Wesker cause she quite liked that.) I really wish Jill had been awesome in RE5 and they had done something with her and Wesker. Like that could have been so damn beautiful.  Bottle blond always kinda reminds me of porn stars but I wouldn’t have cared about that if they had her thump Wesker in the face just once. That would have been totally amazing. And then hot tyrant S&M. It still lives in my head I assure you.

    Am feeling quite fandom happy at the moment like that feeling that the whole thing is very easy to get involved in. It’s been great to play code veronica. Hadn’t been feeling much into playing save the RE5 mercs in two player but definitely feeling quite squee about the whole thing.

    Obviously it goes without saying if anyone is looking for anything in particular then would be glad to do those first. Am gonna try and make a set of reference pictures with the rooms without any sprites in them as we

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    I had rump steak the other night. I think I came. Like I am 99% sure that I had an orgasm. It was thigh quiveringly good. We got it again and even though it was from the same store and was supposed to be the same cut of meat, it just wasn’t as good. The first one was just completely perfect and everything steak should be. Even though it was cooked and everything like all the way through and stuff and it tasted pretty good. Fuck cannot wait until we can just drive to the super market and get stuff for the evening and just do cooking every night, that’s gonna be swell too. I enjoy that aspect like the healthy thing is okay long as you take the time to be doing things right.

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    Fifty push ups! Yeah! Fifty! Right now! Yeah!

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    I had a grate idea. We had run out of milk and so I thought that I wanted porridge but with water it kinda just tastes like eating mud and while eating mud has its place and all that, I wanted porridge so I made it with Whiskey and Baileys and it was fucking awesome. Like it was like eating drunk in yummy chewy form. I think I might have some of that again because it was with food though and not just drinking it I found out that I can actually be having some alcohol which is good. It totally fucks with the stuff in my systems.


    Wednesday, June 24th, 2009
    8:16 pm
    Right kids, I actually have a date for my first surgery now. I'll be going in on the 14th of July and am not sure how long I am going to be in for. It might be just an overnight stay but it might be longer depending entirely on how things go. Am really surprised that they were able to give me one so quickly after my consultation. But that's probably a good thing.

    Not sure whether or am nervous or excited. I've never had any sort of operation before and it might turn out to be awesome. This is where they are gonna burn some scars on the inside of my heart (doesn't that sound fucking sexy?) and that should break the circuit and stop the irregular beat.

    Fuck there is a chance that after this I might only need one more surgery to close the hole and then I'll be better and stronger than I have ever been before. That makes my cock so fucking hard. If they can get the hole closed up the first time then just fuck that should be me. No more bullshit.

    Honestly without the support of my boys I've no fucking idea where I'd be. They are cuntastic.

    Tuesday, April 7th, 2009
    11:58 am
    Okay this is likely gonna sound like a fucking mad question but did any of you guys post me snails?

    I mean like real alive snails?

    Cause some arrived in the post this morning. From a UK sender but otherwise I have no fucking idea at all where they came from. NO return address, no note. Nothing.

    Just snails.

    I mean they are nice snails but sending them through the post is quite dangerous. THey aren't cone snails so I don't they they are poisonous but...

    I just got snails in the post.
    Wednesday, March 18th, 2009
    2:05 am
    Spoiler-Tastic. Seriously spoilers.
    LOTS AND LOTS OF SPOILERS.

     

    For Resident Evil 5.

     

     

    THIS WILL RUIN THE GAME )THIS WILL RUIN THE GAME )</div>


    Am going to be taking screencaps so if anyone wants anything now is a good time to let me know. <3
     

     


    Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009
    1:04 am
    I just had the best idea ever.

     

    No really the best idea ever.


    I am going to buy scrubs from ebay and see what I can get away with in a hospital.
     

    EPIC WIN.
     


    Sunday, March 1st, 2009
    10:40 pm


    Your result for The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test...

    a Knight Captain

    You scored 8 Honor, 9 Justice, 4 Adventure, and 2 Individuality!

    Some knights follow the orders given them. Some know when to improvise. The second sort are the ones that grow to power, to become leaders and Knight Captains. Your sense of duty, honor and justice speaks that your name should be amongst their ranks.

    Get your squire, your banner, your armor and your sword. You're gonna do just fine


    Take The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test
    at HelloQuizzy



    Yeah! A metal breast plate and something for which to hack people. I can totally live with that =D
    Thursday, February 26th, 2009
    1:27 pm

    So I've been screencapping basically to fuck. I found a nifty little option on Nero that lets me just click away until my heart is content. Some turned out better than others since I don't really preview since am not stopping the image but fuck it's swell. If my hands don't feel like drawing (which I have been doing quite a bit) then it's something I can do. Have been editing out the sprites from Outbreak so that I can be having pictures of just the backgrounds and that is bringing forth swellness too.I think once am grabbing specific pictures that I want that I will probably pause and sit and fiddle until I can get exactly the shot that I want but for now am just kinda playing around as much as I can. Am going to have pictures of like every room in the RPD. *Swoon* I totally love that building. I could have sworn though that the interogation room in Outbreak had bloody hand prints on the window but they weren't there when I screencapped. Wishful thinking maybe?

    Anyway there is a point to this. I had the most fucking awesome dream about being a Rooder. No pishy poofy bow for me, oh no. I had a fucking axe of justice. Which was ordinarily a stick for justice before it turned into an awxe which I used summarily to beat everything to shit. It was absolutely cunting grate. Seriously I cannot member the last time I had a dream that bloody or totally fucking awesome. I got to run around with an axe and hack up bad guys. I mean really can't ask for much more than that.

    I managed to fix Dave's laptop as well which was totally swell. Like we are all totally skint so even if you can get a relatively nice one for like £150 online that's still pretty fucking expensive. So with some duct-tape and soem time it works kinda now. Like the net is all up and running, windows is installed and it connects to the net. I just hope that's it gonna work for awhile no. A friend of a friend is having a look at the actual lap top to be seeing  if that one can be fixed.

    See that's my new super power like everything electrical that comes into contact with me is just completely blowing up. I've wrecked two hoovers, a tumbledryer, a laptop and about 5 of those machines and a heart monitor from the hospital. All I can hear in my head is SHE'S ELECTRIC! Not the worst super power in the world I just need to learn to harness it's AWESOME POWER.

    Things have been very quiet so I think that's probably why I do have a twinge of restlessness like usually there is a big crisis happening to the point where there isn't any time to just sit down and relax but the past week has been pretty much nothing but. Like stuff keeps breaking and there are niggles but they are very small. It's very strange and alien but I guess that things always move on no matter what else is going on.  So am going enjoy the time I think.

    I was testing out last night with a hair brush what makes bruises and what doesn't. So far so good, like anything I think it's about learning what you can push and not. And the experimentation isn't so bad. Going out walking tomorrow to see how that goes and been on the stepper at night. Just have to raise things up until this is all more than just managable. Maybe with enough work I won't have to be living like this. Am not particularly prone to cabin fever (If you don't like being at home there really is something wrong.) but it happens. Fingers crossed for delayed I guess. I know like everyones got their own shit seriously.



    Monday, February 23rd, 2009
    8:09 pm
    LAUUUUUURA. LAURA, Erica? Chief? Mcleod!

    http://www.comparethemeerkat.com/home.html

    Best Advertisement ever. I mean really that is going all out.

    NO NO I really am serious about comparing Meerkats!!!!

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    So I have an amazing trade going on. I think it might actually be complete joygasm material. It's going to be winning so very very much and I totally can't wait.

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    Fucking cunting stupid whoring fucking ebay. Stupid hackers. I have auctions which I can't get to and I already missed so much shit and am selling stuff and AHHHHH Fucking RAAR. LET ME IN YOU CUNT.



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    Nireth is awesome. I have chocolate. So much chocolate and it's completely fucking amazing. As usual milady you are completely a joy. Did I mention I have chocolate? Chocolate with NUTS. And it's Milka <3 MILKA I SAY <3

     

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    New hover is God. I have a fluffy carpet again which I can duly roll around on.

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    RE5 is gonna be happening so soon now. The vibrations are imminent like it's so damn close and it's going to be amazing. Did I mention I cannot be waiting?

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    Christ though it's about fucking time they let people out of that fucking Bay. It's a complete disgrace to speak about freedom in any guise when you have something like that kicking around. Fucking cunts, am glad that finally they are shutting down that fucking nonsense. Should all be fucking ashamed of themselves. And then castrated, which is the best bit.

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    While I try to limit my watching of wrestling since it's all gotten fucking stupid as of late, it's not often that I'd actually mention something from it. It does on a Saturday night when we are eating grab and just talking anyways but if I am gonna watch it's gonna be TNA. Primarily because they actually have some women who can actually fight. No don't give me any of that bullshit, yes it IS fake but does it have to be so obvious? I mean it's good seeing people who I would need to do more than just a cunt punt to end their life. But there is this one wrestler and her name is ODB and I think I am in love. Marrying her would be the next best thing to marrying myself. Seriously she is awesome, I member the day before I had been wearing my cow hat. (Big fuck off wizards hat with horns and a bell and BEER FEST written on it.) So she comes out to the ring with this mad hat on and it was like bright red and absolutely stupid looking. Unlike my cow-hat which is chic. So we figured it was something she'd seen and just went... fuck man that would look awesome. Which is familiar. Except yes it's all staged but I am going to get excited anyways.

    AND SHE WORE A BOILERSUIT. A GREEN BOILERSUIT.

    I thought I was the only woman in the world to own one of those just because they totally make you look sexy. I have like three or four of them and actually I am going to wear mine to the vampire clinic and given everyone a heart attack.

    And fucking hell if she wasn't tormenting bastard from Gladiators. I laughed so hard because eventually after she started singing about her nuts he lefted disgusted and she totally grinned to herself and went "Yeah he totally wants me." And yes, I have found the woman I am without a doubt going to marry. Even if I have to bash her on the head with a very big club.

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    I may also consider marrying my DS because it's beautiful. Beautiful and wonderful.

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    I still think organ harvesting is a possible career choice for me. Like I know so many useless people, I mean absolute fucking just rubbish nonsense. I think on the black market that for a kidney... hmm maybe it can be ethical harvesting. I mean obviously the people would be dead but could make sure that only swell people get what they are needing. Repo might be good actually I mean obviously on principle I don't think I can see it.  Anyways Organ Harvesting is down in the potential list. Seriously my plans are not gay so they should not be getting fucked in the arse this hard.  Suppose is early days yet so can ponder a bit further and see what else comes up.

    Hmm maybe not the post to also be condemning something I seriously care about but okay forward march.

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    OH we actually fucking completed Umbrella Chronicles on every mode with an S ranking. How totally awesome is that? So now we have infinite ammo for all the guns and can just run around with a rocket launcher shooting the absolute fucking shit out of everything. Leaving big huge holes in the walls and everything completely black. There are no words for just how much fun it is, especially on the levels where the monsters have all been shits. Man though all the special items as well, think am probably gonna put them up on a reference sheet on DA. Thinking I might do more of that sort of thing like they are useful but oddly therapeutic to put together. I like editing out the people from the backgrounds and having those. Might do some of the CV ones actually since I must have about 50 from Rebirth. Actually I might post those up as well come to think about it.

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    Reading. I am going to do more I think like try and set aside some time to actually read things. I used to do that allot but I’ve not made the time for it in years so I think at least once a week gonna be doing me some of that. I think actually I might just be tired so FORWARD TO SLEEP AND VICTORY.Although I did want to ramble about how great drawing is and how much fun and joy I get from it and how photoshop is awesome but I suspect those all go without saying.

    Friday, February 13th, 2009
    6:41 pm
    TYRANT JILL

    TYRANT JILL

    TYRANT JILL TYRANT JILL TYRANT JJJJJJJJJJJHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!


    My cock could not be any harder right now.

    Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
    7:12 am

    Leave me a comment and I will reply with why I like you. If I don't know you, I'll either make something up or tell you why I like your LiveJournal. You must pay for the privilege by posting a message like this one on your LiveJournal.

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    It is now official. If you post a letter addressed to fucking hell it will be delivered and I have the envelope to prove it. I think I totally joygasmed when it arrived in the post like it actually happens that way.

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    Everything is gearing up for Christmas and I found the most awesome dragonfly fairy lights ever which I suspect am going to get for the house. Not sure what we are having foodwise yet but so far so good. Might even try to brave getting in a tree this year if can fin some way to make it at least a bit catproof (Cats are kinda getting better now like they have been mad sick and was kinda worried for a bit but everyone is on the mend now. Although my Subby cat has been completely fine thankfully.) I know at least they cannot reach ceiling things. I love all the pretty lights that are up everywhere now. But since the 1st has come and gone it's now officially okay to start being excited. We also kinda have snow just now, a white Christmas would be a million shades of king.

    Am going to start with sending Christmas presents soon. Cards as well this year, so if anyone wants one you should let me know now. I've done the comment screening thing or can drop me an e-mail. I already have some of your addresses though :)

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    AND I got my bugs computer fixed finally so I can set up the ultimate gaming machine and I so cannot wait to have it ready to go. It's going to be so completely beautiful. I also am probably going to use it as a machine to test out my modding skills as well. I lost everything on my puter again when the external HD it was stored on at the shop was stolen so am going to have to go hunting for all the places that tell you how to mod again. Although I have an amazing half life mod to turn it into Resident Evil which is just about the most exciting thing in the whole world. I totally can't wait to mod up RE2. And RE4 of course. There are so many characters that I'd love to place in a game and be able to play with.

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    No joy yet on replacing my wedding ring but that's kinda a hard one to be thinking about. I know I had lots to say but I think I am finally feeling a tingle to draw again so gonna hit that. OH! I fixed central heating pipes yesterday, how fucking awesome is that?!

    Tuesday, June 24th, 2008
    4:02 pm
    Today children has been a day of science! A day for much discovery and learning because there is a question, a question that burns deep down inside all of us and yearns to be answered.

    Can you really get a hickey from a hoover?

    I know. I know. It's something I have been wondering about for a good long time. A question that finally I can offer a definitive answer to.

    And that answer is yes. Yes you can.
    Thursday, June 5th, 2008
    11:32 pm

    01. Barry Burton

    02 Nemesis

    03. Annette Birkin

    04. Leon Kennedy

    05. Bitores Mendez

    06. Alfred Ashford

    07. Nicholai Ginovaef

    08. Rebecca Chambers

    09. Alessa Ashcroft

    10. Dr Salvador

    11. Poly Burton

    12.  Jill Valentine

    13. The Merchant

    14. Brian Irons

     

    Questions )

     

    Seriously there were so many OC’s that popped up here, genuinely it was quite embarrassing. Fandomwhore much? I went with obscure because hopefully that is going to be funny. Sooo questions…

     

    01. Alas no for some reason Alfred seems to be lacking being paired with anyone who isn’t Alexia. Fans are quite disgusting creatures in that they’ll only accept a canon pairing if it’s going something a bit dodgy going on, twincest for example. Actually had that been Albert Wesker in six then I could have answered yes. I read the most god awful badly written canon sue ever. Then again had Wesker been in this I could have answered yes to just about any “been paired with” questions. Since clearly with his slutty attire and whorish demeanour, everyone’s had a bit of the weskertron love drill 2000. 

    02. I mean objectively I can see he’s quite hot but hardly wank material now is he? Well maybe that death reel of him getting murdered many times but I mean he’s as fine looking as almost anything rendered in pixels would be.

    03. If JILL got BECCA pregnant… well despite what Scarlet Cretin tries to say two people of the same gender can’t be having kids. I imagine Chris wouldn’t be too pleased like that’s his chick and his girlfriend. Although we did see an episode like that on Jerry Springer I think. Still three women together can have kids, I just need to find another two me’s and then I can be getting right there to repopulating the world. Although Candeta did promise me some babies soooo….

    04. You know I don’t even think I’ve read any outbreak fics period just cause by the time it came out I had stopped reading mostly like everything was just not working so I stopped reading it. I became far, far too arrogant.

    05. Yes they totally would, Nemesis would dress up as Alexia and can anyone else feel a picture coming on? Yes. I think I will draw this pairing and I think I will dedicate it to Nireth.

    06. Well 5/10 would probably make more sense. Salvador and Mendez are in the same game and Mendez does have a degree of control over the monsters so perhaps they could just have some BDSM. On the other hand I do like a bit of cock and cunt action so Ashcroft I think would make a great bit of arm candy for Mendez. Kinda like Li Mei and the Dragon king. She can totally move to buttfuck and be his queen. So 5/9 will probably be what gets my vote.

    07. Nicholai walked in on Nemesis and Jill having sex… hmm… well I guess he’d just leave them to it and move away. Means Nemesis is distracted and not trying to kill him. So I think it would suit him just fine and he’d be glad his virgin cheeks were not being spread. We’ve ALL read that fic.

    08. Irons and Kennedy is not a pairing I have ever seen thankfully. It’s not one I care to see. I bet I know someone who might though? All this meme has served to do is filled my head with pairings that I should draw for epic lulz win.

    09. A neglected and sexually frustrated researcher finds she can no longer stand ignoring her own desires for her husbands scientific accolade. Leaving Raccoon City and discovering of William’s death she seeks out revenge against Leon S. Kennedy, the murderer of her husband. Following him to Spain she finds love in the most unusual place. Annette Birkin X Dr Salvador Fic.

    10. Barry and Becca fluff would be totally lovely actually, assuming that obviously maybe his wife was dead, Becca was a bit older and wanted to help him raise his children. Like I can imagine that fluff between those two could go exceptionally nicely.

    11. Perhaps post RE3 after he got away Nicholai finds that everything starts to become unhinged. I mean he’s dealt with B.O.W.’s all his life but perhaps he starts to get quite obsessed with Jill. Someone who not only survived but took down a Nemesis unit by herself, hears about what she had done. He’s got allot of money as a supervisor and starts to keep tabs on her, obviously she is not warm to him. How could she be? But perhaps it’s not a sexual thing, maybe he just finds redemption through being friends with her by making amends for all the things that he has done.

    12. Hmm Leon deflowering Barry. Well I can’t imagine Barry not having his anal virginity so I guess it would be an easy enough thing to do if Barry was willing. How he’d get Barry to be willing… maybe just get Barry after an intense session with Irons where he’s already all hot and bothered.

    13. I would imagine that there is any. Maybe x Sergei? But I can’t imagine that there is much Slash with him in it.

    14. Only when it’s a canon Sue ;)

    15. I have never seen a picture of her at all actually, think that is something which really needs to change. Her with Moria and her other dad Irons.

    16. I don’t think so, I guess that they could but it’s not one I am aware of. Does it mean like a threesome with those people cause definitely not. It could be quite funny.

    17. The merchant x Irons… I think Mandy might gay marry me again if I did. And Nireth by this point has already removed me from her list.

    18. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH? Maybe?

    19. They totally would, like I think out of Nemesis and Iron’s who would you rather having pumping and grunting sweatily on top of you. At least you know Nemesis is hung, will say “STARS” and not “I want to tongue your arsehole.”

    20. The Merchant would dump Nicholai because of the hidden love child that he had with Mendez that Nicholai would never accept. Or maybe that Nicholai got really sick of all the weapons around the house and didn’t like the fact he had to shoot ten medallions just to get some loving.

    21. I wouldn’t write a song fic for they are lame.

    21a. Well they are but if I was then… none of my music is really cute enough. I need a Hero by Bonnie Tyler? But even then that’s grasping at straws.

    22. This is rubbish, you’d be better off with a Pringles tube full of liver.

    23. STARS? Well that really is all he can say. I mean can’t be doing more than that since it is his only vocab. Maybe that’s an awfully big chainsaw you’ve got there, cut anything hard with it recently, big boy?

    24. Could be made in Heaven, assuming Annette could learn to be living the lo-fi life after all those years in the lab. Perhaps it would be just what she needs actually get away from it all and live out in the wilderness for awhile. Smuggling weapons and living off the land. She could become like Rambo.

    25. Haven’t actually, although Big F is quite hot actually. That scene where he just grabs Leon by the foot was awesome.

    26. Not Steve’s ass that is for fucking sure.

    27. Hmm I imagine that Nemesis would ride Iron’s like a whore. I bet you are all thinking about that right now. I was going to do the joke about Nemesis having a big throbbing purple tentacle but that kinda just sounds like a cock doesn’t it?

    28. No. They would hold hands.

    29. He had sold him weapons, weapons of lust but how could Alfred ever tell his doctor of Love the truth?

    Alfred could almost see Poly’s face smiling in the predusk shadows and squeezing the hand of his one true love, they walked off together.

    30. Far too much mansex.

     

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