01. Barry Burton
02 Nemesis
03. Annette Birkin
04. Leon Kennedy
05. Bitores Mendez
06. Alfred Ashford
07. Nicholai Ginovaef
08. Rebecca Chambers
09. Alessa Ashcroft
10. Dr Salvador
11. Poly Burton
12. Jill Valentine
13. The Merchant
14. Brian Irons
Seriously there were so many OC’s that popped up here, genuinely it was quite embarrassing. Fandomwhore much? I went with obscure because hopefully that is going to be funny. Sooo questions…
01. Alas no for some reason Alfred seems to be lacking being paired with anyone who isn’t Alexia. Fans are quite disgusting creatures in that they’ll only accept a canon pairing if it’s going something a bit dodgy going on, twincest for example. Actually had that been Albert Wesker in six then I could have answered yes. I read the most god awful badly written canon sue ever. Then again had Wesker been in this I could have answered yes to just about any “been paired with” questions. Since clearly with his slutty attire and whorish demeanour, everyone’s had a bit of the weskertron love drill 2000.
02. I mean objectively I can see he’s quite hot but hardly wank material now is he? Well maybe that death reel of him getting murdered many times but I mean he’s as fine looking as almost anything rendered in pixels would be.
03. If JILL got BECCA pregnant… well despite what Scarlet Cretin tries to say two people of the same gender can’t be having kids. I imagine Chris wouldn’t be too pleased like that’s his chick and his girlfriend. Although we did see an episode like that on Jerry Springer I think. Still three women together can have kids, I just need to find another two me’s and then I can be getting right there to repopulating the world. Although Candeta did promise me some babies soooo….
04. You know I don’t even think I’ve read any outbreak fics period just cause by the time it came out I had stopped reading mostly like everything was just not working so I stopped reading it. I became far, far too arrogant.
05. Yes they totally would, Nemesis would dress up as Alexia and can anyone else feel a picture coming on? Yes. I think I will draw this pairing and I think I will dedicate it to Nireth.
06. Well 5/10 would probably make more sense. Salvador and Mendez are in the same game and Mendez does have a degree of control over the monsters so perhaps they could just have some BDSM. On the other hand I do like a bit of cock and cunt action so Ashcroft I think would make a great bit of arm candy for Mendez. Kinda like Li Mei and the Dragon king. She can totally move to buttfuck and be his queen. So 5/9 will probably be what gets my vote.
07. Nicholai walked in on Nemesis and Jill having sex… hmm… well I guess he’d just leave them to it and move away. Means Nemesis is distracted and not trying to kill him. So I think it would suit him just fine and he’d be glad his virgin cheeks were not being spread. We’ve ALL read that fic.
08. Irons and Kennedy is not a pairing I have ever seen thankfully. It’s not one I care to see. I bet I know someone who might though? All this meme has served to do is filled my head with pairings that I should draw for epic lulz win.
09. A neglected and sexually frustrated researcher finds she can no longer stand ignoring her own desires for her husbands scientific accolade. Leaving Raccoon City and discovering of William’s death she seeks out revenge against Leon S. Kennedy, the murderer of her husband. Following him to Spain she finds love in the most unusual place. Annette Birkin X Dr Salvador Fic.
10. Barry and Becca fluff would be totally lovely actually, assuming that obviously maybe his wife was dead, Becca was a bit older and wanted to help him raise his children. Like I can imagine that fluff between those two could go exceptionally nicely.
11. Perhaps post RE3 after he got away Nicholai finds that everything starts to become unhinged. I mean he’s dealt with B.O.W.’s all his life but perhaps he starts to get quite obsessed with Jill. Someone who not only survived but took down a Nemesis unit by herself, hears about what she had done. He’s got allot of money as a supervisor and starts to keep tabs on her, obviously she is not warm to him. How could she be? But perhaps it’s not a sexual thing, maybe he just finds redemption through being friends with her by making amends for all the things that he has done.
12. Hmm Leon deflowering Barry. Well I can’t imagine Barry not having his anal virginity so I guess it would be an easy enough thing to do if Barry was willing. How he’d get Barry to be willing… maybe just get Barry after an intense session with Irons where he’s already all hot and bothered.
13. I would imagine that there is any. Maybe x Sergei? But I can’t imagine that there is much Slash with him in it.
14. Only when it’s a canon Sue ;)
15. I have never seen a picture of her at all actually, think that is something which really needs to change. Her with Moria and her other dad Irons.
16. I don’t think so, I guess that they could but it’s not one I am aware of. Does it mean like a threesome with those people cause definitely not. It could be quite funny.
17. The merchant x Irons… I think Mandy might gay marry me again if I did. And Nireth by this point has already removed me from her list.
18. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH? Maybe?
19. They totally would, like I think out of Nemesis and Iron’s who would you rather having pumping and grunting sweatily on top of you. At least you know Nemesis is hung, will say “STARS” and not “I want to tongue your arsehole.”
20. The Merchant would dump Nicholai because of the hidden love child that he had with Mendez that Nicholai would never accept. Or maybe that Nicholai got really sick of all the weapons around the house and didn’t like the fact he had to shoot ten medallions just to get some loving.
21. I wouldn’t write a song fic for they are lame.
21a. Well they are but if I was then… none of my music is really cute enough. I need a Hero by Bonnie Tyler? But even then that’s grasping at straws.
22. This is rubbish, you’d be better off with a Pringles tube full of liver.
23. STARS? Well that really is all he can say. I mean can’t be doing more than that since it is his only vocab. Maybe that’s an awfully big chainsaw you’ve got there, cut anything hard with it recently, big boy?
24. Could be made in Heaven, assuming Annette could learn to be living the lo-fi life after all those years in the lab. Perhaps it would be just what she needs actually get away from it all and live out in the wilderness for awhile. Smuggling weapons and living off the land. She could become like Rambo.
25. Haven’t actually, although Big F is quite hot actually. That scene where he just grabs Leon by the foot was awesome.
26. Not Steve’s ass that is for fucking sure.
27. Hmm I imagine that Nemesis would ride Iron’s like a whore. I bet you are all thinking about that right now. I was going to do the joke about Nemesis having a big throbbing purple tentacle but that kinda just sounds like a cock doesn’t it?
28. No. They would hold hands.
29. He had sold him weapons, weapons of lust but how could Alfred ever tell his doctor of Love the truth?
Alfred could almost see Poly’s face smiling in the predusk shadows and squeezing the hand of his one true love, they walked off together.
30. Far too much mansex.