I don’t live like a disaster, I am the disaster. Trouble WANTS me, it’s fixated, obsessed, infatuated and it just can’t get enough. My careless manners and jocund repartees might well seem incompatible with anything serious. I’m Simply Irresistible, twisted and sadistic, a bleeding disease that makes it hard to breathe. Logic overthrown by passion, the burning flame you pretend to be, a real life god-mod, your only vice, a pheromone cult, a light that never goes out, a girl with a kitten’s disposition. Murderously playful and barbarically confident, I will be your ruin.
Gamine, virago, I want to be hurt by you. I'm dirty and you want me. I am fugitive in your blood. I’m the itch under your skin that taunts you oh so much but you cannot bare to scratch, lest it disappears. I’m the aftertaste of the apocalypse, of lust. A blood-soaked angel, the patron saint of S&M, martyred at the hands of an obsessive lover. I have a godlike sense of morality, I’ll break you and I’ll make you pay.
I am crass, obnoxious, violent, temperamental, obsessive, lustful, gleefully destructive. I am pleasure and I am pain. I am your graces, your deadly sins. A dashingly handsome bulldozer on a collision course with a vagary fault line. I am as blind as justice herself and twice as sexy. A castrating goddess, you will worship me.
Umbrella's Dominatrix' brain suffered a Bluescreen and involved me by connecting and spamming porn to create this Icon with me in order to mark me as her friend.
Which Resident Evil: Living Like A Disaster Character are YOU?
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Sadistic Seme
Least compatible with: Chibi Seme, Romantic Seme
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